Twilight FanFiction

[xxiloveryanandbrendonxx]

I dont really have a name for this... but i do have an idea, and i dont think it will last long..... but heres chapter one and two

Chapter 1: Jocular Aversion

“Oh crap…” I said, my lip starting to quiver. “What’s wrong?” Edward demanded. “Um, well nothing yet.” I rubbed my eyes a couple times to make sure I was reading this right. It was a receipt… from the pet store. He leaned over to read the slip of paper, and I actually managed to get it away before his quick eyes caught it. “Bella,” He complained, “what is it?” It was times like these that made me glad Edward couldn’t read my mind. Apparently, Charlie had ignored me another year when I asked him not to get me anything for my birthday. And it was also times like this I wished Charlie knew Edward was a vampire. He had bought me a dog. A live dog. “Um, its just some old…” Without warning, a white hand zipped past me and took the slip of paper. “Edward!” I shouted. He hadn’t looked at it yet, but he turned to me, and didn’t give it back. “If you tell me vaguely what it is, I wont read it. Truthfully, also,” He laughed. “You’re a terrible liar, Bella.” I let my eyes wander from his face, down the receipt. I was mentally plotting when he wouldn’t be paying attention, and I couldn’t steal it away. He guessed that. “Don’t, Bella.” His grip tightened on it. “You don’t want to know.” “I’ll be the judge of that.” Edward now looked triumphant, like he knew he was going to get his way. “Fine,” I shrugged, trying to act like it wasn’t a big deal, when clearly that wasn’t true. I sighed. “Charlie, uh, got me a dog. That will be here.” “Oh.” I looked up to an impassive Edward.



Chapter 2: Dyllan

“Happy birthday, Bella!” Charlie smiled as I came in. The damn dog, I hissed in my mind. “I have a surprise for you!” He said; I guess he thought he’d done a good job getting me the dog. I’d always wanted a dog, but now… I wanted Edward. And those two just didn’t mix. “Its in the kitchen. Close your eyes.” Charlie led me into the kitchen. I peeked between my eyelids. A scratching sound was audible, and I could hardly see the tiny black puppy on the counter. “Open!” He said happily. This was the part that was going to make me feel guilty. “Aww, a puppy!” I shouted and ran over to him. The sad part was I was actually very good at faking my surprise. “His name is Dyllan. You can rename him if you want its just what…” “No, I like the name Dyllan.” I did, too. Picking him up, I looked at him. He did not look like a Dyllan. “Thanks, Ch- dad. I really like… him.” “Your welcome.” Charlie said, then I knew instantly that this was going to be one of those awkward moments of silence that were oh-to frequent. “Well im gonna, uh, take Dyllan to my room.” Charlie nodded. A vibration was audible on my desk: my phone. And of course it wasn’t rocket science to know who was calling. “Hi, Edward.” “Happy Birthday.” His voice was a touch nervous. “I got the dog.” I announced in a melancholy tone of voice. I was sure Edward could hear Dyllan barking repeatedly. “Be quiet, Dyllan.” I slapped the floor in front of him, he stopped barking. “So his name is Dyllan?” Edward asked flatly. “Yep.”
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"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy...IN A MINISKIRT!"

[xxiloveryanandbrendonxx]

Chapter 3: Iterative Repudiation

Note: I dont remember what year that was supposed to be in the first book, and i think it was junior. Sorry if im wrong.



I could hear Edward talking to someone in the background, who sounded like Alice or Esme. He laughed and began speaking to me again. “Bella?” “Yeah, im here.” He laughed again. “Alice wants you to come over.” “Alice!” “Please, Bella, not this year.” I growled. “Fine, but next year I wont stand for it.” He snickered. “Oh yes, you will.” “Now?” “Yes.” Okay, I’ll be over there in a couple-“ Edward didn’t let me finish. “No need for that—im outside your house now.” Of course he was. “Okay. See you in a second.” “Bye.” The line was dead. Edward’s perfect face came into view and my stomach flipped; but that wasn’t why. He had no car. He smiled his crooked smile I loved. “Car was out of gas.” Now I couldn’t tell if he was lying or not; he was so good at it. “You want me to get sick on my birthday?” “Oh, its not that bad—don’t be a whiner.” I scowled. I closed my eyes the whole way, not daring to open my eyes. “Bella.” Edward stopped running, coming to a halt in front of the white house I knew well. “Alice!” I complained again. Lights were strung up everywhere, yellow and pink balloons tied to everything a balloon could be tied to, little candles all over the porch railings giving the porch a slightly religious look. “She should be back in the mid-evil days.” “What?” He tilted his head sideways. “She is the queen of torture.” “Be nice.” He growled, then started playing with stray pieces of my hair on my shoulder.


Chapter 4: On the loose

“Happy birthday, Bella!” Carlisle and Esme greeted me at the door, both smiling warmly. “Hi Carlisle, Esme.” I said. “ Seriously?” Edward asked out of no where, but I knew what he was doing. Carlisle nodded at him. “Where?” He asked. “THAT CLOSE?” Edward roared. He gripped me even tighter. “Who cares?” Edward complained. “That’s not a good reason.” He leaned down. “Bella,” Edward began. “Alice saw some…other vampires around here.” “Um, okay.” “No, it isn’t okay.” Edward growled. “Bella,” Carlisle was speaking now. “Just to make sure these vampires do not mean any harm, we just need you and Edward to go away for a while, 2 days at the most.” It sounded okay with me, but I wasn’t the one making the decision on that. “When? But then again, if I tell Charlie that, he’ll never let me see Edward again.” “Well to the first one, that would be starting tomorrow. We want to make this quick, but we don’t want a replay of your junior year, so that’s why we need to get you out of here,” He said. Carlisle had a good point; that wasn’t something someone would want to do again. “And to the second one, that’s easy. Tell Charlie…” Carlisle looked like he wasn’t thinking of what to say, but how to say it. “Tell him your going on a camping trip… with 3 of us, and an adult.” “Okay, who are the three?” It did not matter to me, but I liked to know. “Jasper and Rosalie have agreed to go, and obviously Edward will be with you, too. Esme will come too.” Rosalie? I had my doubts about her; she just didn’t like me. Why would she agree to go on a trip with me, when she can barely stand to be around me? I didn’t look a gift horse in the mouth, though. “Thanks, all of you.” I said. It should have been a better thanks than that, but it was all I could come up with on the spot.



Chapter 5: Fug Times

Alice stomped her foot in protest. “Hello?! Its Bella’s birthday!” She pointed out. “Its just fine, im glad-’’ Edward cut me off, again. “Right,” He growled. “Because, you know, this is all so much more important than Bella herself. Alice, do you hear yourself?” Emmett chuckled. “Edward, your such a killjoy. Alice was just trying to be cheerful; it is Bella’s birthday, and Carlisle just took care of it. Do you hear yourself?”

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“Dad?” I unlocked the door, using the same key under the eave. It returned the disturbing but satisfying memories of when Edward announced spying on me. “Hey, Bells.” Charlie didn’t get up off the couch; the game must have been interesting tonight. “Hey, dad, ive got a question to ask.” “Sure, what is it?” I bit my lip. Alice had seen him believing me… and letting me go, but what if that had changed. Sadly, Alice’s visions weren’t always correct, but I hoped this particular one was. “Esme and Jasper and Edward and Rosalie are going on a camping trip, tomorrow, and they want me to come. Is that okay with you?” Charlie looked a bit uneasy at the idea of Edward, Jasper and me alone. He didn’t seem to notice I’d said Esme or Rosalie. “And there’s going to be an adult, right?” “Yeah, Esme is coming. And don’t worry, dad. Rosalie is coming, too.” He still looked uneasy, but I knew he trusted me deep down… and now maybe just a little deeper than before. “Well, okay.” He said nothing more, but turned back to the TV. Thank you, Alice! I thought reluctantly. I called Edward, just to let him know what Charlie had said. “Charlie said it was fine. So are you coming over tonight?” I asked him, but somehow I thought he might say no. “Sorry, I cant.” Everything sunk for a second. “Since im going on the trip tomorrow, im going to hunt a little extra, just to be safe. The rest are coming also.” “Well , okay then.” Im sure Edward could hear the sinking sound stuck to my voice. “Alright…” Edward had the same separation in his tone, too. “Well I’ll see you tomorrow, Bella. Bye.” I sighed. “Bye Edward.” Dyllan barked. I’d almost forgot about the dog. I sat on my bed and patted my lap, waiting for Dyllan to come up with me. The black dog barked again, and wiggled his backside and hopped up.
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"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy...IN A MINISKIRT!"

[musicmakesmeloco]

oooh i like it
i'm not usually one for fanfics about books
i mean, who writes a story about a story?
but that's pretty good
lol keep going ok?
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Say my name, and his in the same breath, I
Dare you to say they taste the same,
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let December glow in flames

Brace myself and let go,
Start it over again in Mexico
These friends, they don't love you
They just love the hotel suites, now

I don't care what you think
'Cuz as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness
In misery

Oh, take a chance, let your body get a tolerance,
I'm not a chance, but a heat wave in your pants
Pull a breath like another cigarette,
Pawn Shop, I'm trading up (trading up)

I'm the oracle in my chest,
Let the guitar scream like a fascist,
Sweat it out, shut your mouth,
Free love on the streets, but
In the alley and I ain't that cheap, now

[xxiloveryanandbrendonxx]

A story about a story... well it definetly occupies you for a good long time


Thanks, i will
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"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy...IN A MINISKIRT!"

[Crazy diamond]

Ooooh, Twilight eh? it's late but I wanna read this, will comment in the morning. Still haven't read the book though.
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Uh huh, holy shit. It's about time you got off my dick.
A few times I've been around that track but your ass is still fat it's gonna stay like that, coz I aint your hollaback boy, I aint your hollaback boy.

Fangs Up! COBRA STYLE!

[xxiloveryanandbrendonxx]

Well, in that case, it might be a little hard to understand, but im trying to make the rest a little easier to understand whether youve read it or not. The only hard part about that is trying to watch what i say about some of the things, and this story is leaving off after Eclipse and New Moon, if those two were mixed.
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"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy...IN A MINISKIRT!"

[Crazy diamond]

Hmmm, I think I quite like it so far. Interested to read more.
Can you put any back story in? Like should I already know why Edward would-I'm guessing-kill the dog, but not the girl? Or will that come out along the way?
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Uh huh, holy shit. It's about time you got off my dick.
A few times I've been around that track but your ass is still fat it's gonna stay like that, coz I aint your hollaback boy, I aint your hollaback boy.

Fangs Up! COBRA STYLE!

[musicmakesmeloco]

ohh lol
because he's a vampire
but he's a good vampire
him and his "family" hunt animals instead of people LOL
and he wouldn't kill Bella because he loves her too much
like, REALLY loves her
you'll understand if/when you read the book
_________________
Say my name, and his in the same breath, I
Dare you to say they taste the same,
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let December glow in flames

Brace myself and let go,
Start it over again in Mexico
These friends, they don't love you
They just love the hotel suites, now

I don't care what you think
'Cuz as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness
In misery

Oh, take a chance, let your body get a tolerance,
I'm not a chance, but a heat wave in your pants
Pull a breath like another cigarette,
Pawn Shop, I'm trading up (trading up)

I'm the oracle in my chest,
Let the guitar scream like a fascist,
Sweat it out, shut your mouth,
Free love on the streets, but
In the alley and I ain't that cheap, now

[Crazy diamond]

Ah, yeah, I knew he was a vampire, hmmm a good one, ok, but...oh I need to just read the book don't I? lol, I'll get round to it.
_________________
Uh huh, holy shit. It's about time you got off my dick.
A few times I've been around that track but your ass is still fat it's gonna stay like that, coz I aint your hollaback boy, I aint your hollaback boy.

Fangs Up! COBRA STYLE!

[xxiloveryanandbrendonxx]

I'll try to make it a bit more descriptive with the characters and situations like Dyllan and Bella and Edward. I hope it doesnt get to confusing, though. Let me know if it does.
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"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy...IN A MINISKIRT!"

[musicmakesmeloco]

if you read them all it will make more sense

but here's some help
Edward - the vamp obviously
Bella - obviously, the human girl that he loves/loves him
Charlie - Bella's dad
Renee - Bella's mum (if she comes into this)
The vamps - Carlisle & Esme (the "parents", love Bella)
Alice (short, pixie-like-hair, the "sister")
Rosalie (drop-dead-gorgeous, blonde, the other "sister")
Emmett (huge and muscly[sp?], the brother, Rosalie's soulmate)
Jasper (tall, blonde, has to stay away from Bella because he can't control himself yet and might kil her, Alice's soulmate)

as i said, you'd understand better if you read the book
_________________
Say my name, and his in the same breath, I
Dare you to say they taste the same,
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let December glow in flames

Brace myself and let go,
Start it over again in Mexico
These friends, they don't love you
They just love the hotel suites, now

I don't care what you think
'Cuz as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness
In misery

Oh, take a chance, let your body get a tolerance,
I'm not a chance, but a heat wave in your pants
Pull a breath like another cigarette,
Pawn Shop, I'm trading up (trading up)

I'm the oracle in my chest,
Let the guitar scream like a fascist,
Sweat it out, shut your mouth,
Free love on the streets, but
In the alley and I ain't that cheap, now

[Crazy diamond]

That's cool, thanks for that.
I love the name Jasper.

update?
_________________
Uh huh, holy shit. It's about time you got off my dick.
A few times I've been around that track but your ass is still fat it's gonna stay like that, coz I aint your hollaback boy, I aint your hollaback boy.

Fangs Up! COBRA STYLE!

[musicmakesmeloco]

me too

&& i love jasper in the movie
&& jacob
&& edward
&& emmett
*sighs*
_________________
Say my name, and his in the same breath, I
Dare you to say they taste the same,
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let December glow in flames

Brace myself and let go,
Start it over again in Mexico
These friends, they don't love you
They just love the hotel suites, now

I don't care what you think
'Cuz as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness
In misery

Oh, take a chance, let your body get a tolerance,
I'm not a chance, but a heat wave in your pants
Pull a breath like another cigarette,
Pawn Shop, I'm trading up (trading up)

I'm the oracle in my chest,
Let the guitar scream like a fascist,
Sweat it out, shut your mouth,
Free love on the streets, but
In the alley and I ain't that cheap, now

[xxiloveryanandbrendonxx]

[quote="Crazy diamond"]That's cool, thanks for that.
I love the name Jasper.

update? [/quote]


Soon, but im just a little stuck
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"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy...IN A MINISKIRT!"

[Crazy diamond]

There's a movie too?!
I have some catching up to do.
_________________
Uh huh, holy shit. It's about time you got off my dick.
A few times I've been around that track but your ass is still fat it's gonna stay like that, coz I aint your hollaback boy, I aint your hollaback boy.

Fangs Up! COBRA STYLE!